Diary of a Crazy Person

Liza. 22. Snarky, sarcastic, equestrian, with a little bit of nerdy thrown in for fun.

xtcecho:

dressage-masters:

howigotxtoxbethisway:

babygoatsandfriends:

lolshtus:

Good Guy Horse

Aw

That’s because goats are half cat and hate water so they run for the closest shelter. even when there’s a barn three more yards away.

Let’s just not bring the horse in when it’s hailing yes.

If the horse gave a fuck about hail he would head towards the barn. 
Have you ever tried to catch a horse in a storm? It’s like they know people are concerned so they make it as hard as possible and refuse to come in.

xtcecho:

dressage-masters:

howigotxtoxbethisway:

babygoatsandfriends:

lolshtus:

Good Guy Horse

Aw

That’s because goats are half cat and hate water so they run for the closest shelter. even when there’s a barn three more yards away.

Let’s just not bring the horse in when it’s hailing yes.

If the horse gave a fuck about hail he would head towards the barn. 

Have you ever tried to catch a horse in a storm? It’s like they know people are concerned so they make it as hard as possible and refuse to come in.

equestrianxbitch:

bridles-and-boots:

dressage-queer:

theequestriansleighbells:

train-to-win:

theeventingblog:

The reason I don’t smile when I’m riding is because I’m trying to remember where the fuck I’m going.

Or what the fuck I’m doing

Or how the fuck to do it

And if I am smiling, it’s because i just fucked up and i’m trying to cover it up.

Or I’m laughing at myself because of how god awful it was

^

(via stoic-and-brave)

lorca-the-great:

After not winning anything at the cosplay pagent at GaymerX2 (bullshit) I undertook the task of putting my Garrett cosplay on my mannequin.

So HERE have some epic detail shots!

(via lalibertalia)

(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)

Customer:

“Excuse me, sir?”

Me:

“Yes, ma’am?”

Customer:

“I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”

Me:

“Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”

Customer:

“Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”

(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)

Me:

“We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”

Customer:

“Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”

(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)

Owner:

“Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”

Homeless Man:

“Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”

Owner:

“I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”

Homeless Man:

“Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”

(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)

Homeless Man:

*digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”

Owner:

*to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”

Homeless Man:

“I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”

(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

(Source: buklyator, via threedaysthreeways)

I’m wearing stockings.

(Source: natalie-dormer-daily, via smilingalwayssmiling)

without-hope-with-humor:

equestrianxbitch:

thedailylifeofanequestrian:

……yeah,

i’ve never even thought about the last one. god bless, you have saved me. 

the last one

without-hope-with-humor:

equestrianxbitch:

thedailylifeofanequestrian:

……yeah,

i’ve never even thought about the last one. god bless, you have saved me. 

the last one

(via thehightechpony)

canubelievemyluck:


:’)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

(via empressliu)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via empressliu)